2008年 10月 19日
絶対に無理だから。。。。。
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世界で1番ダメな物があります。。
それは。。。ゴキブリ。。。絶対無理。。。ムリムリムリムリ。。。 >.<''
あいつらはこの世界に存在しなくても良いって思うのはオレだけ。。。?
嬉しい事、去年からずっと冬を過ごしてるオレはあいつらと全然会ってない。
オレがこの前ラリアに戻ってる間(日本の夏、ラリアの冬)、オレの東京の部屋にあいつらが出るかどうか心配で、部屋中にあいつらがちかよらない薬をおいて帰った。
びくびくしながら今回東京に戻って来て。。。。部屋に全然いなかったよ〜〜(嬉)
まだ全然部屋に出て来てないからよかった〜〜〜
でもね、今回戻って来て日本はまだ天気とか夏っぽくて暑い。
マンションの1階にゴミを捨てる部屋があるのね。何回かゴミを捨てに行く時、よくあいつらが出てくるの。。。床でカサカサと会議をしてるんだよ。。。。(考えてるだけでもうムリ。。。)
でも寒い日は全然いないのね。
でな、今日な。。。
夕方、スーパーに行く前にゴミを捨てようと思って1階に。。。
今日は寒くなかったし、ちょっと湿気っぽい感じだったからきっと床でカサカサしてるのかなって恐がりながらゴミ捨て場のドアを力強くガ〜ンって開けたの。。。
そしたら。。。。
急にオレの方向に向かって何か黒いものが飛んで来た。。。
あいつだった。。。
「ぎゃ~~~~~~!!!!」って叫びながらゴミ袋を投げ、ドアを閉めた。。。
ちょうど配達のお兄さんとか通りかかってる人もいて、彼らはオレの大声と大げさな動きにビックリしてた。。普通に見られてたら恥ずかしいけど、どうでも良かった。マジで怖いんだもん。。(涙)
飛んで来たあいつはオレが投げたゴミ袋にあたって、ドアの壁のはしっこに行った。。。
真っ黒で。。6センチぐらいはあった。。。(うわ。。鳥肌が。。。)(汗)
オレはもう一度ドアを開けて、あいつが部屋に入って行くのを待って、ゴミ袋をゴミ箱にすてた。
その時オレはふと思ったんだけど。。なぜオレは大嫌いで驚かされたあいつのためにドアを開けてるんだろって。。。。。っち!って思った。w
男だから怖がるなとか言われてもムリ!!!これだけはムリなの!!
オレの弟もムリなんだよね。。。ガキの頃、夜中にちょっとお腹すいて、弟と二人でキッチンに行ったら、あいつがいたんだよね。キッチンベンチをカサカサと。。。二人とも氷みたいに固まって、何故か懐中電灯をもってひっくり返るのを何時間も待ってた。あいつらってひっくり返ったら死ぬパターンが多いからさ。1回会っちゃったら死ぬまでほっとけないオレたちでした。。。
はぁ〜〜マジで勘弁してよ。。あいつらがこの世からいなくなったらどの生き物が困るのかな?いないと思うけど。。。
1つどうでも良いうんちくをどうぞ〜↓
もし地球を核爆弾で全部爆発したら、生き残るのはゴキブリ2、3匹ぐらいって。。
キモっ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
話してるだけでもう鳥肌が。。。ムリや。。。(汗)
クビの後ろがゾワゾワっと。。。
Rock On〜
KATEI
There's something that I can't handle at all in this world...
That is... cockroaches... i just can't... hell no....
I don't even think they should exist on this planet!! Anyone disagree?
Good thing that I've been spending most of my past 2 years in winter,
that I haven't met any of "them" yet. When I went back to Australia
in June, I was so afraid that "they" might appear in my room in Japan
while I was away (Summer for Japan, Winter for Aust) so I set up
lots of medicine that kills and prevent "them" from coming into my room.
Luckily "they" didn't come in at all.
In fact, I haven't met any of "them" in my room yet. *phew*
In my building on the first floor, we have a room
where we throw all our rubbish bags. On hot days, when you open
the door, "they" are all on the floor, having a meeting...
it's disgusting...
but none of "them" are out in the cold days.
But today's weather was a little humid, so I knew "they" are out
and about...
Before I went out to get some groceries today, I needed to throw
away some rubbish in that room.
I swing open the door, knowing that "they" might be around...
and then...
something black flew directly at me... I knew it.. it's "him"..
Man, I threw the garbage bags, slam shut the door and screamed
like a school girl... There were some people walking past my
building and got frightened by my sudden jump and scream.
Normally, it's embarrassing, but I don't care!! I was scared ok??
The black "thing" was knocked away by my flying garbage bag
and went to the corner near the door.
It was black. not brown, but black... and was about 6cm....
(man...I get goosebumps thinking about it.)
I swung open the door again, waited for "him" to go back inside,
threw the garbage bags into the bins and shut the door.
Then I thought to myself...why the hell am I opening the door for
something that I hate and scared the living crap out of me?
I got a little annoyed....
Some people say, "You're a boy! Be brave!" but sorry. This is
the only thing that I can't handle!!!
Even my younger brother can't handle "them" at all...
I remember when we were kids, sneaking to the kitchen in
the middle of the night to get some snacks, we find "him"
there snacking before us...
We both froze like ice... For some reason, we always used
the torch to spot it, and waited for "him" to flip over and die.
We figured out that if they flip over, they die. So it didn't
matter how many hours it took, we would sit there with the
torch and wait for it to flip over... When we see one, we just
can't leave it and walk away...we needed to make sure...
but man.... seriously, If "they" disappeared from this planet,
does it effect the food chain???? I DON'T THINK SO!!!
I'll share 1 useless fact with you all.
Did you know that if this planet was bombed by nuclear weapons
and wiped out all living things, you would still get 2 or 3 cockroaches
alive. THAT'S SICK!!!!
I get goosebumps just talking about it....ewww....
The hair on the back of my neck is already standing.....
Rock On~
KATEI
それは。。。ゴキブリ。。。絶対無理。。。ムリムリムリムリ。。。 >.<''
あいつらはこの世界に存在しなくても良いって思うのはオレだけ。。。?
嬉しい事、去年からずっと冬を過ごしてるオレはあいつらと全然会ってない。
オレがこの前ラリアに戻ってる間(日本の夏、ラリアの冬)、オレの東京の部屋にあいつらが出るかどうか心配で、部屋中にあいつらがちかよらない薬をおいて帰った。
びくびくしながら今回東京に戻って来て。。。。部屋に全然いなかったよ〜〜(嬉)
まだ全然部屋に出て来てないからよかった〜〜〜
でもね、今回戻って来て日本はまだ天気とか夏っぽくて暑い。
マンションの1階にゴミを捨てる部屋があるのね。何回かゴミを捨てに行く時、よくあいつらが出てくるの。。。床でカサカサと会議をしてるんだよ。。。。(考えてるだけでもうムリ。。。)
でも寒い日は全然いないのね。
でな、今日な。。。
夕方、スーパーに行く前にゴミを捨てようと思って1階に。。。
今日は寒くなかったし、ちょっと湿気っぽい感じだったからきっと床でカサカサしてるのかなって恐がりながらゴミ捨て場のドアを力強くガ〜ンって開けたの。。。
そしたら。。。。
急にオレの方向に向かって何か黒いものが飛んで来た。。。
あいつだった。。。
「ぎゃ~~~~~~!!!!」って叫びながらゴミ袋を投げ、ドアを閉めた。。。
ちょうど配達のお兄さんとか通りかかってる人もいて、彼らはオレの大声と大げさな動きにビックリしてた。。普通に見られてたら恥ずかしいけど、どうでも良かった。マジで怖いんだもん。。(涙)
飛んで来たあいつはオレが投げたゴミ袋にあたって、ドアの壁のはしっこに行った。。。
真っ黒で。。6センチぐらいはあった。。。(うわ。。鳥肌が。。。)(汗)
オレはもう一度ドアを開けて、あいつが部屋に入って行くのを待って、ゴミ袋をゴミ箱にすてた。
その時オレはふと思ったんだけど。。なぜオレは大嫌いで驚かされたあいつのためにドアを開けてるんだろって。。。。。っち!って思った。w
男だから怖がるなとか言われてもムリ!!!これだけはムリなの!!
オレの弟もムリなんだよね。。。ガキの頃、夜中にちょっとお腹すいて、弟と二人でキッチンに行ったら、あいつがいたんだよね。キッチンベンチをカサカサと。。。二人とも氷みたいに固まって、何故か懐中電灯をもってひっくり返るのを何時間も待ってた。あいつらってひっくり返ったら死ぬパターンが多いからさ。1回会っちゃったら死ぬまでほっとけないオレたちでした。。。
はぁ〜〜マジで勘弁してよ。。あいつらがこの世からいなくなったらどの生き物が困るのかな?いないと思うけど。。。
1つどうでも良いうんちくをどうぞ〜↓
もし地球を核爆弾で全部爆発したら、生き残るのはゴキブリ2、3匹ぐらいって。。
キモっ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
話してるだけでもう鳥肌が。。。ムリや。。。(汗)
クビの後ろがゾワゾワっと。。。
Rock On〜
KATEI
There's something that I can't handle at all in this world...
That is... cockroaches... i just can't... hell no....
I don't even think they should exist on this planet!! Anyone disagree?
Good thing that I've been spending most of my past 2 years in winter,
that I haven't met any of "them" yet. When I went back to Australia
in June, I was so afraid that "they" might appear in my room in Japan
while I was away (Summer for Japan, Winter for Aust) so I set up
lots of medicine that kills and prevent "them" from coming into my room.
Luckily "they" didn't come in at all.
In fact, I haven't met any of "them" in my room yet. *phew*
In my building on the first floor, we have a room
where we throw all our rubbish bags. On hot days, when you open
the door, "they" are all on the floor, having a meeting...
it's disgusting...
but none of "them" are out in the cold days.
But today's weather was a little humid, so I knew "they" are out
and about...
Before I went out to get some groceries today, I needed to throw
away some rubbish in that room.
I swing open the door, knowing that "they" might be around...
and then...
something black flew directly at me... I knew it.. it's "him"..
Man, I threw the garbage bags, slam shut the door and screamed
like a school girl... There were some people walking past my
building and got frightened by my sudden jump and scream.
Normally, it's embarrassing, but I don't care!! I was scared ok??
The black "thing" was knocked away by my flying garbage bag
and went to the corner near the door.
It was black. not brown, but black... and was about 6cm....
(man...I get goosebumps thinking about it.)
I swung open the door again, waited for "him" to go back inside,
threw the garbage bags into the bins and shut the door.
Then I thought to myself...why the hell am I opening the door for
something that I hate and scared the living crap out of me?
I got a little annoyed....
Some people say, "You're a boy! Be brave!" but sorry. This is
the only thing that I can't handle!!!
Even my younger brother can't handle "them" at all...
I remember when we were kids, sneaking to the kitchen in
the middle of the night to get some snacks, we find "him"
there snacking before us...
We both froze like ice... For some reason, we always used
the torch to spot it, and waited for "him" to flip over and die.
We figured out that if they flip over, they die. So it didn't
matter how many hours it took, we would sit there with the
torch and wait for it to flip over... When we see one, we just
can't leave it and walk away...we needed to make sure...
but man.... seriously, If "they" disappeared from this planet,
does it effect the food chain???? I DON'T THINK SO!!!
I'll share 1 useless fact with you all.
Did you know that if this planet was bombed by nuclear weapons
and wiped out all living things, you would still get 2 or 3 cockroaches
alive. THAT'S SICK!!!!
I get goosebumps just talking about it....ewww....
The hair on the back of my neck is already standing.....
Rock On~
KATEI
by kat_Studio99
| 2008-10-19 01:52
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